January 3, 2011 : 8:50 PM
Bananas Are Awesome
I've started a new blog network called AreAwesome.com. This is the second attempt after I sold my WTFcostumes site. This one will use subdomains to split all the different sites.
I also did the sexy women eating bananas gallery. Yep link bait but why not.
I doubt bananas will be a huge draw card like the costumes were but costumes.areawesome.com is coming.
Posted at January 3, 2011 : 8:50 PM
September 10, 2010 : 12:58 AM
Facebook Ads for Online Dating
Posted at September 10, 2010 : 12:58 AM
February 23, 2009 : 9:56 PM
Anonymoisty: a mysterious wet patch usually found at Swingers parties
Posted at February 23, 2009 : 9:56 PM
January 4, 2009 : 10:06 PM
Quite good except for the accent. Found on Antifit
Posted at January 4, 2009 : 10:06 PM
December 17, 2008 : 1:05 AM
How to Solve Problems
Posted at December 17, 2008 : 1:05 AM
October 25, 2008 : 1:37 PM
Real Life Tower Defence
Here's an idea I would actually put into practice if I could get an arts grant to fun it.
Take the popular Tower Defence game idea and turn it into a real life game. This is like the Pac Manhattan thing a few years back.
Now I'm going to propose the idea that would work in a 1980's action/sci fi movie. You can swap out people actually dying for water based weapons and turn it into a "Wipeout" type show. Up to you. I prefer guns and chain saws. And if you want swap real people out for zombies. As no one cares that zombies die
Prison Tower Defence:
It's a reality show set in a country with very relaxed civil rights. Prison guards have 1 week to set up their towers with a limited budget. Chain saws, guns, flame throwers they are all available. Guards work day and night until the countdown reaches zero and the gates open. Criminals race through and try and get past. Guards get money for each criminal they kill and the game start over again in a week once the first wave is done.
The way you turn this into a movie is that one of the criminals is an innocent man who was framed for the murder of his girlfriend by a corrupt cop who wanted her. This guy was the creator of the TV show Wipeout and Takeshi's Castle. He built the contraptions and is determined to escape the "Prison Tower Defence".
He escapes in the end only to find it all a dream.
So after actually writing it it seems morbid. Maybe a better way is to set up a park and have people run through the park trying to avoid getting ping-pong balls knocked off them by water balloons and hoses.
Posted at October 25, 2008 : 1:37 PM
October 6, 2008 : 11:23 AM
Muppet Pulp Fiction
This is fantastic! I love the Muppets and it looks like Disney is ramping up the Muppet viral videos on Youtube to potentially launch a new Muppet movie.
Posted at October 6, 2008 : 11:23 AM
September 28, 2008 : 10:00 PM
Make some noise!
We'll see this as a Diesel video in a few years.
Posted at September 28, 2008 : 10:00 PM
September 7, 2008 : 2:03 PM
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July 6, 2008 : 1:58 PM
"Once the biggest company in the world, General Motors is now valued by the sharemarket at $US5.6 billion. Mattel, which makes Matchbox cars, has a market capitalisation of $US6.2 billion"
Posted at July 6, 2008 : 1:58 PM
March 29, 2008 : 2:52 PM
Can't spell dictionary
hehe this always happens to me
Posted at March 29, 2008 : 2:52 PM
February 26, 2008 : 10:48 PM
Starwars According to a 3 year Old
This is fantastic
Posted at February 26, 2008 : 10:48 PM
February 7, 2008 : 11:28 AM
Van Damns Boner
Gotta love the 80's action stars.
Posted at February 7, 2008 : 11:28 AM
September 16, 2007 : 11:55 PM
Google Trends for Sexual ContentSexual Content
I've been checking Google trends and I found the following interesting. Sorting the results by country on these results is quite interesting. Bukkake is most popular in Italy? I feel sorry for Italian women.
Note: Milf is also the name of The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a Muslim separatist rebel group located in Southern Philippines. This will explain the recent news covered of MILF.
I have no idea why blowjobs were so popular in the middle of 2005?
Posted at September 16, 2007 : 11:55 PM
August 10, 2007 : 10:18 PM
High Speed Raspberry
This is awesome!
Posted at August 10, 2007 : 10:18 PM
July 8, 2007 : 3:22 PM
Torture Techniques Go Hi-tech
So cruel and in human!
Posted at July 8, 2007 : 3:22 PM
July 3, 2007 : 9:16 PM
Rude Spelling Bee
Quite well done
Posted at July 3, 2007 : 9:16 PM
May 3, 2007 : 9:56 PM
Family Guy and Missy Elliot
Here below is the original. The Missy Version is better.
Posted at May 3, 2007 : 9:56 PM
April 22, 2007 : 8:30 AM
Twisted Nerve: Kill Bill by a bird
What's worse than getting a song stuck in your head? Having a pet have the same problem and becoming very vocal.
Posted at April 22, 2007 : 8:30 AM
April 15, 2007 : 12:29 AM
The world would be a less funny place without animated gifs.
Posted at April 15, 2007 : 12:29 AM
April 2, 2007 : 10:28 AM
Have a Slogan
Posted at April 2, 2007 : 10:28 AM
April 1, 2007 : 3:05 PM
Funny Dog Poo
This is the only time the term "Funny shit" actually has two meanings.
Posted at April 1, 2007 : 3:05 PM
March 27, 2007 : 6:12 PM
Catch Phrase: Classic Vid
I remember this from back in 2001.
Posted at March 27, 2007 : 6:12 PM
March 16, 2007 : 7:04 PM
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March 15, 2007 : 11:05 PM
They Call Me Bruce: Nunchuck Flip Video
15 seconds of pue enjoyment, that gets better with each viewing. Enjoy.
PS. I love that Youtube's preview thumbnail gives nothing away.
Posted at March 15, 2007 : 11:05 PM
Finally Ayds in an easy to swallow pill form.
Posted at March 15, 2007 : 10:53 PM
March 13, 2007 : 4:06 PM
This is why the internet is king. You can't see this shit on TV
Posted at March 13, 2007 : 4:06 PM
March 12, 2007 : 9:31 PM
It takes alot of manpower to create such a refreshing drink.
Posted at March 12, 2007 : 9:31 PM
March 10, 2007 : 2:06 AM
Slowly running out of taboos but you still cant help but laugh.
Here's CNN reporting opn the show
Posted at March 10, 2007 : 2:06 AM
March 4, 2007 : 7:30 PM
Anyone who has played FInal Fantasy needs to watch this
Posted at March 4, 2007 : 7:30 PM
February 27, 2007 : 9:53 PM
The Oscars: The 411
Posted at February 27, 2007 : 9:53 PM
October 15, 2006 : 9:16 PM
Photobooth Mutant Submission
This is one of the funniest (and grossest) submissions I've had to the Photobooth Mutants group I set up on Flickr.
Posted at October 15, 2006 : 9:16 PM
October 14, 2006 : 5:32 PM
Toss and Turn next to the Jizz Spot
The Toss & Turn by itself is pretty funny but the fact it's 2 doors down from the Jizz Spot almost brought me to tears.
Posted at October 14, 2006 : 5:32 PM
September 6, 2006 : 8:42 PM
The next tiem you feel blue have a look at this photo. It'll cheer you up. And if that doesn't work pull out the big guns with this flying dog.
Ahh... much better.
Posted at September 6, 2006 : 8:42 PM
August 30, 2006 : 8:21 PM
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July 14, 2006 : 6:32 PM
This cracks me up bigtime. File under Wish I thought of this.
Posted at July 14, 2006 : 6:32 PM
March 10, 2006 : 7:09 PM
It seems to have worked as I have received around 12 emails so far. hehe it was too easy to resist.
Posted at March 10, 2006 : 7:09 PM
January 21, 2006 : 2:40 PM
Apple Movie Poster Gallery
if you link this kind of thing then check out Worth 1000 which is always good a for a laugh.
Posted at January 21, 2006 : 2:40 PM
December 25, 2005 : 10:25 PM
Chuck DVD Player
Sometimes real life if wierder than fiction. No more so than this Chuck Norris DVD player. It protects your kids from harmful content. I'm not sure if he steps up and roundhouses your kids in the eyes to do this but even if not, this is a weird ass DVD player.
See what else Chuck has to offer here at MAX
The Hoff actually had a cimilar product but it only showed you beach babes and hair chested men. It wasn't as popular.
Posted at December 25, 2005 : 10:25 PM
Cool name for a ad firm
one car creative
say it a few times fast
Posted at December 25, 2005 : 10:15 PM
December 20, 2005 : 9:51 PM
Name of the Week
Pineapple is one of my fav fruit.
Runner up for this weeks funniest name was Romyl Saladar which sounds like a side dish you order at a Klingon cafe.
Coming in third was Van Tran which was an 80's band was it not?
Posted at December 20, 2005 : 9:51 PM
November 9, 2005 : 12:41 AM
I found this quite funny. I can't remember why I was looking at Yahoo! India.
Posted at November 9, 2005 : 12:41 AM
September 16, 2005 : 12:31 AM
Mr T enters a kebab shop and says "I PIDE THE FOOL"
Posted at September 16, 2005 : 12:31 AM
August 31, 2005 : 9:12 PM
I can't get this Family Guy quote out of my smurfing head.
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...
Posted at August 31, 2005 : 9:12 PM
August 29, 2005 : 8:09 PM
Plastic Bag Warning
Ant sent me this today. I'm unsure whether thats don't strangle yourself or someone else in the first diagram :)
Posted at August 29, 2005 : 8:09 PM
September 26, 2004 : 8:15 PM
Cock on the Mountain
I understand that Cock is another name for a male rooster but is there really any need to make the word COCK so big on the packaging?
Passer by: What's that your eating?
And speaking of young coconut i wish more restaurants served young coconut. For those that haven't tried it you are missing out.
Posted at September 26, 2004 : 8:15 PM
May 13, 2004 : 9:02 PM
i started sending SMS's to those Joke things that advertise on TV.
The jokes are pretty funny
Here's one I got today
You SMS: "JOKE" to a certain number.
and at only $2.85 per SMS!! it's great fun.
Posted at May 13, 2004 : 9:02 PM
New Reality Show
There's a new show on BBC4, it started yesterday, it's called:
There's something about Bernie
It's a reality dating show where 12 girls try and catch the eye of Bernie, a eligible bachelor with a successful business. What they don't know is that head been dead for 11 days.
Posted at May 13, 2004 : 9:00 PM
May 28, 2003 : 11:03 PM
Tuesday i woke up late and had no time to do anythign before jumping into taxi to make a meeting for work.
This meant now my "Poo Clock" is out of alignment. Needing "Home Base" to feel comfortable, control of ones "Poo Clock" is important. Timing it for the morning and after work means you never have to go at work or any public place.
Missing a morning session means your body now gets confused and throws it all out of sync.
Hopefully the weekend will allow me to set it straight. It's like walking around with a brick in your colon.
Posted at May 28, 2003 : 11:03 PM
May 26, 2003 : 11:31 PM
Posted at May 26, 2003 : 11:31 PM
April 17, 2003 : 9:58 PM
I like to loosen up in the morning before getting off to work.
Posted at April 17, 2003 : 9:58 PM
February 13, 2003 : 8:18 PM
I couldnt seem to scrub the marker pen off my feet so they were kinda itchy all day.
Luckily I awoke when the marker reached my face :)
Posted at February 13, 2003 : 8:18 PM
January 13, 2003 : 11:16 PM
Button up shirt
Do you think Henry Rollins has to wear special Tshirts to allow his neck to fit?
Posted at January 13, 2003 : 11:16 PM
November 18, 2002 : 11:11 PM
Bean Bag Mystery
You buy a bean bag and fill when you buy it. 3-4 months later its looking a little sad so you top it up. Months pass and you buy more beans. And so the vicuous cycle continues.
Will my bean bag ever fill to a point where it never needs to be filled? I mean I understand that the beans get squashed but after a while (6 years) shouldnt the beans that are squashed fill the actual space inside the bag?? Or do the bean manufacturers have a sinister plot to make people buy their beans forever.
And if the beans do hit a critical mass that they never need to be filled can't I just buy pre-crushed beans in the first place and pay that extra cost, knowing I will never have to sit on the bus form the supermarket with a giant bag of beans under my arm?
Also what is the record for the worlds biggest beanbag? I mean theres a Guiness Record I think any seamstress could tackle. Forget beard of bee's thats too dangerous.
Posted at November 18, 2002 : 11:11 PM
November 12, 2002 : 9:06 PM
I was given a puzzled look by Rob today after he found out I had put a banana in the fridge and was planning on eating it.
Am I the only person that likes cold banana's?? Is there anything wrong with doing it? I prefer all my fruit to be cold. In fact I put all biscuites in the fridge. Even pizza shapes taste better cold.
Posted at November 12, 2002 : 9:06 PM
November 7, 2002 : 12:24 AM
Box of Crub
Box of Crub (n)
The name given to a box of things you have collected since highschool but have yet to use.
Items may include the following:
Posted at November 7, 2002 : 12:24 AM
November 3, 2002 : 10:55 PM
Is it wrong to half flush on a No.2 even if it all goes down well?
I mean I'd prefer to half flush the majority down, if it means I can take a longer shower without feeling guilty.
Posted at November 3, 2002 : 10:55 PM
September 24, 2002 : 7:28 PM
Don't you love it when you can hear your neighbours pee.
I thought most people pee'd around the bowl, but the guy above me loves to shoot directly to the water. I'm pretty sure it's a guy or it's a women with a whole lotta pressure down there.
Or am i totaly under the wrong impression and the only person who pee's onto the bowl??
Posted at September 24, 2002 : 7:28 PM
August 30, 2002 : 12:46 AM
I know yesterday I said expiry dates were for wimps but i was kinda worried When I saw the expiry date on my Migraine tablets after taking two of them
I can still remember mum buying them while I took the day off from highschool. I hate taking tablets, which explains why i still have 10 + tablets after 5 years. I just thought that medicine never went off, like flour. But now I check the flour and that too has an expiry date. Geez.
On a non related note if I was a robot I think i'd look like this
Posted at August 30, 2002 : 12:46 AM
August 8, 2002 : 1:41 AM
Well the cat is out of the bag. My embarrassing secret is that I have been collecting the commemorative $1, 50c and 20c coins that I find in my spare change. I have some since high school. About 4 years old. (to think I've carted this tiny bag around with me for 4 years.
I keep it in a big jumbled bag in the cupboard. And I only keep one of each.
As if I couldn't feel any nerdier :)
The easiest part is pricing your collection. As the coins aren't worth any more than the decimal value on the coin :) And if you ever have to sell your collection (you really need to buy milk) then the 7-11 will accept market value.
Posted at August 8, 2002 : 1:41 AM
July 31, 2002 : 10:52 PM
The next train
Interesting that someone has archived the Voice of Cityrail
I do prefer the female voice, which they brought in for the 2000 Olympics.
The monitors they have now at the major stations, displaying what train is next, and the next two trains to come are no only a nice piece of design but a valuable resource for train goers. I wonder if this is standard in many countries? Or is Australia a leader in the field.
And speaking of questions where did tap dancing originate?
Posted at July 31, 2002 : 10:52 PM
July 3, 2002 : 10:00 PM
I went from Nth Straithfield to Town Hall and then Kings Cross with the right leg of my pants tucked into my pulled up sock. I only realised as I walked up the escalator of Kings Cross.
Luckily I was wearing nice socks
Posted at July 3, 2002 : 10:00 PM
June 30, 2002 : 5:37 PM
6 Side Burns
This has inspired me to put my other passion onto video to help the rest of the world.
Announcing Perfect Pubic Trimming on VHS and DVD
Posted at June 30, 2002 : 5:37 PM
Thinking of Hosting a Party?
Then this sit may help. And I thought a dedicazted server had to do with web hosting.
Here's a few tips I'd like to add when hositng a party.
1: Hide any photos of yourself in comprimising positions.
Posted at June 30, 2002 : 2:18 AM