Is Chuck Norris the new Hoff?

Now that the Hoff has started to cash in on his internet fame it all seems a little old. With the recent string of Chuck Norris facts I think we could have the new hero to pass the baton too.

On paper Chuck is far superior to The Hoff. Here are a few things to consider

1: Chuck Norris has rumbled with Bruce Lee!
2: Chuck is not only a movie star but also has 203 episodes of Walker Texas Ranger under his belt... um beard.
3: He's been lying low lately with a small cameo in Dodgeball (also starring The Hoff)
4: Chuck has a beard. The Hoff hasn’t even managed a moe or sideburns.
5: His real name is Carlos Ray Norris. How cool is that!
6: How much wood can Chuck Norris Chuck?

I look forward to 2006 becoming The Year of the Roundhouse as we see the Hoff perish in a a fury of Chuck Roundhouses. If you could buy shares in Chuck right now it'd be a safe investment. They must be worth 2c right now?

Now that the Hoff has started to cash in on his internet fame it all seems a little old. With the recent string of Chuck Norris facts I think we could have the new hero to pass the baton too. On paper Chuck is far superior to The Hoff. Here are a few things to consider 1: Chuck Norris has rumbled with Bruce Lee! 2: Chuck is not only a movie star but also has 203 episodes of Walker Texas Ranger under his belt... um beard. 3: He's been lying low lately with a small cameo in Dodgeball (also starring The Hoff) 4: Chuck has a beard. The Hoff hasn’t even managed a moe or sideburns. 5: His real name is Carlos Ray Norris. How cool is that! 6: How much wood can Chuck Norris Chuck? I look forward to 2006 becoming The Year of the Roundhouse as we see the Hoff perish in a a fury of Chuck Roundhouses. If you could buy shares in Chuck right now it'd be a safe investment. They must be worth 2c right now?