Movie Reviews

I've seen more movie in the past 3 months than some entire years. Combination of movie money, Fox screenings and free entry thanks to knowing somone who works at the cinema has increased my movie intake 5x.

Preview: (watched at Fox screening room)
In Her Shoes: 7.5/10
For a chick flick it's worth sitting through. If you want to take your girlie to the movies see this film as it's less painful than any other chick flick and you can stare at Cameron Diaz bum for half the movie.

Into the Blue: 7.5/10
Jessica Alba's bikini chewing bum! This was an enjoyable summer flick. It looks great and is paced enough to keep you interested

Night Watch:
Interesting Russian fantasy film. Like Matrix meets Blade meets Constantine

Cinema:

The Island: 7/10
A lot better than I expected. Scarlett Johannson is gorgeous. Worth seeing on DVD.

Wedding Crashers: 9/10
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. I have new found respect for Vince Vaughn

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 8/10
The darm humour was great. I smiled the whole way through this. The Coll hospital and Burns Unit line was my favourite.

Land of the Dead: 5/10
Dawn, Shaun and 28 Days offered something new to the mix but this film doesn't. Lame acting delivering even worse dialog made this fall flat for me. The truck/bus was cool but that was about it.

DVD:
Melinda & Melinda: 3/10
Not exactly funny not exactly dramatoc this movie failed on both parts. Will Farrel raise a chuckle from me but that was about it. If you belived the blurb on the back of the DVD then you are an idiot. Please push a Qtip too far next time.

Team America World Police: 8.5/10
I only wish I could have watched more of the extras before having to take it back. I found this alot funnier than the South Park Movie. Fuck Yeah! It also made me want to research North Korea and Kim Yong Il.

The film I'm hanging to see is the all punch-fest Transporter 2. It looks to be a good action movie with all the BS you want and little to think about except how much it would hurt.

And Kung Fu Hustle 2 has been announced!