August 29, 2005 : 11:29 PM

FFFFC or Fantastic Fucking Finger Food Company

Every time I got to a function I'm always afriad of what crap finger food they are going to serve. Sure swordfish and goat's cheese sound great but they taste horrible. Finger food should be food you would normally eat but in bite size pieces.

The most recent function I attended was the Desktop Create awards and it was the mini pizzas, tiny bowls of risotto and fish & chips that were snapped up before the staff even took 3 steps. The fancy cheesy/meat combination went around 4 times.

Before that was the RE:B00T launch and all the finger food their rocked (except for the goats cheese and swordfish)

While waiting for something good to be offered I came up with the idea to create a finger food company that doesn't serve anything that you normally wouldn't eat and doesn't require you to ask "What is this... Vomit?" every time you see some colourful mush on a biscuit.

While I'll put together a definitive list of the best and worst finger food here's a few ideas for FFFFC that were thrown around the office.

1: Mini Kebabs: The size of a spring roll with chicken, lamb and beef to choose from
2: Single Serve Nachos: A tiny bowls with mini corn chips and nachoe's. (Could also be one chip with nacho's topping)
3: Gelato: Why don't they ever serve a good dessert. Tiny scoops of Gelato in a variety of flavours
4: Toasted Cheese Sandwiches: Call them jaffles if you want them to seem fancy but no one could turn down a mini toasted sanga’.
5: Mini Burgers: I've seen these done but we want quality burgers just smaller.

Posted at August 29, 2005 : 11:29 PM
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