Shitty Prizes

Who the fruit would want to win a hand beater?!?! What better way to impress the girl you are trying to root than to win her a Belle Hand Beater. Maybe it's a subliminal message that you no longer want to hand "beat it" and have passed the reins over to her.

I wonder what other prizes have already been won on the rods that are empty? Executive nose trimmer, dolphin shaped back massager, zipper repair kit.