Better than tennis

I think I've discovered a sport I not only like to play but I'm not totally crap at.

Squash!!!

Here's a few reasons why Squash is better than tennis.
1: You don't need to spend half your time running after the ball as the court is enclosed.
2: You also get the smash the ball as hard as you want and most if the time it'll still be a good shot.
3: And it's indoors so you don't have to worry about getting sunburnt (I be fair skinned)
4: You could also practice by yourself if need be.
5: The racquet is smaller so it's easier to travel with
6: You don't need to buy 8 balls at a time. Just one is enough
7: You can serve underarm and not look like a tool.

That's about it. If I ever become a CEO of some big ass company, I'll be all cool to play squash with the other CEO's at some function for big wigs. Just gotta learn how to smoke cigars by then.