The piece of grass

Merrimac Moment that im too lazy to properly upload

I remember at highschool when we had football training (i was in the lower of the two C teams)and the coach was having us tackle bags which he was holding.

So I run up and for once try to put some effort into a tackle. He moves it at the last second and I fly striaght into the ground and skid.

I pick myself up and spit out some grass and go back in line to do it all again. (this time more cautious)

Then about a week later I blew my nose and out came a 10cm + piece of grass from my nose. It was until later that day I realised it was from the footy practice.

It's like finding those albino hairs on your arm/back/chest that have grown 30x the normal length. You pluck it out and lose it before being able to show anybody. (i hope im not the only one who gets them)