The Sneeze

Nothign worse than sneezing on the train and having a massive goober land on your shirt. I was late so quickly picked it off and walked though the station and had to walk a further 10 min with a clump of mucas webbed in my fingers.

I considered pocketing it, but luckily I found a pamphlet to pick and wipe onto in the shopping centre.

The onkly positive side I could see was that I actully found where it landed on my shirt and didnt spend the whole night unaware that I had a booger on my shirt