Quensy: The feeling that no

Quensy: The feeling that no matter how hard or how long you blow your nose during a cold, there will be a ready supply of mucas 5 min later.

Squant: The wet patch left on a chair by your genitals, on a hot day

Clonk: Looking at your wristwatch and then forgetting the time straight after. Clonking 3 times in a row is very annoying

Squalery: Having to decide which of the clothes in your dirty wash basket is the least dirty and ready to wear for today. The art of Squalery is common amoung young home leavers and web designers.

Nadsticle: Sitting in such a way that your scrotum is visible from the leg of your shorts

Grunty: Watching a boring TV show because you can't find the remote only to realise you missed out on an awesome film, you've been wanting to see but your local video shops doesn't have, on the other channel. Grunty's can also occour when you also decide to read a book instead of watching TV.

Ringroserner: The habit of smelling ones fingers after a private scratch :) Even though disgusted, someone who commits a ringroserner will most likey do it again.