It's amazing the colour of

It's amazing the colour of mould you get depends on where you leave something. I can't remember the last time I finished a loaf of bread as they always goes mouldy. Black mould from the cuboard, green mould from the bench and white/pastel mould from the fridge. Rice takes the longest to go moudly and pasta holds out pretty long aswell.

I need one of those intelligent fridges that help me make decisions.

MR FRIDGE: The fried rice you made 3 weeks ago is moudly, please dispose of it. And next time don't make so much.
MR FRIDGE: Those potatoes you bought last year have now started to grow new potatoes. Please dispose of them. You should have used them when you cooked that steak.
MR FRIDGE: I don't think you should put the biscutes in the fridge!!
MR FRIDGE: Geez you drink alot of blackcurrent juice. That can't be good for you!!!!
MR FRIDGE: Why don't you clean me!!!!!!!!
MR FRIDGE: I think you've left the door open too long!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR FRIDGE: Stop opening the door every time. Decide first, then open it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMmmmm on seconds thoughts, the intelligent fridge would get annoying with its constant complaining.

MR FRIDGE: What are you doing with that hammer????????