Big thanks to Adrian for

Big thanks to Adrian for getting me The Deeper Meaning of Liff

The dictionary of words that don't exsist but should.

I have come up with these ones today while in the shower. Note: I'm better at the description than the word.

Spruck: The size of soap that is too big to fit down the drain hole, yet too small to use properly

Pubnad: The distance at which pubic hairs become visible on the bathroom floor