I got a phone call

I got a phone call today on my house phone. This is wierd as I get a call about one a month. Most is on my mobile. It was my next door neighbour saying that he has received mail of mine. I said I'm just across the hall and opend my door. He said opened his door and passed me my mail. Now because it's so hot here and that i'm home alone I just sit around wearing brightly coloured boxer shorts (the $7.95 K-Mart type). And this time the little button at the front was not done up. I pray to some god that my knob wasn't poking out like a hairy turtle head when I grabbed the mail.