December 9, 2001 : 9:47 PM

I went to the Planet

I went to the Planet X games at Homebush Stadium on Saturday night and had a great time. Even though we missed the motor cross I saw all the BMX and Seth Enslow's jump. Well Seth was an anti-climax.

Things learnt from the Planet X games:

Don't interview BMX riders. They are stupider than Pro Surfers.
eg: Hey man how was the jump??
Rider: yeah

People will fight for a T-shirt if it is thrown into a crowd.

Throwing your bike and helmet must be done on your final ride of the night.

Showing your ass crack at the top of your jeans is cool

Chicks dig guys with metal plates in their head

Don't turn left when exiting the car park

Doesn't matter what the occasion people love yelling "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE"

Punching your chest must be done on regular intervals

Attempting a huge move in the air and landing on your face is a crowd pleaser. hehehe

Posted at December 9, 2001 : 9:47 PM
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