This is sick I mean

This is sick

I mean that it makes you feel sick. A seven year old body builder. The kid has a six pack the rival Peter AndrŽ.

The poor kid.

ok, so it's sad that

ok, so it's sad that im posting about the fresh conference right after getting home, but hey the computer was alreay on and connected so hey.

Praystation was funny
DIK was a waste of time (read: complete shite)
Tree Axis read their talk but were ok
Tomato was interesting. I'm glad he mentioned John Maeda
Andy Polaine started well then annoyed everyone with the cartoons
Attik was a good talker
Yugop was interesting

Remeber Andrew if you are going to talk about "Communtiy" then talk about it. And if you are not going to stick around for the other speakers then you probably won't realise how shit you really were. If I was Jade I would have snapped your fat neck.

Why these people (read:design wankers) feel that when they are asked to talk that it means you can just crap on about yourself the whole time. The other talkers were thoughtful enough to cover the topic they were asked to speak on. Andrew could have been talking about any topic and it would have sounded the same. I just hope other people (ie people with some respect) will tell him that he was shit also. Please do otherwise he'll never learn.

Hyro workplace we found a

Hyro workplace

we found a web cam

IDN Fresh is on friday.

IDN Fresh is on friday.

If you see me there please be sure to say hi. Seeing as the only people that visit this site are my friends then I will be pissed if you don't say hi.

Mmmmmmm how to spot me.

1: Shaved head (number 4 now I guess)
2: Badly dressed . Wearing one of two pairs of Jay Jays pants
3: Unshaven (it's not that time of month)
4: Pasty white skin with lightly brown fore arms
5: Glasses
6: Digital camera in hand
7: Blue bowling like shoes
8: Swears and mumbles too much
9: Asks the people to explain it in "normal" mode (flashkit joke)

I have worn only 2

I have worn only 2 ties in my life. One was the ever handy, green McDonalds clip on tie the other was my graduation tie (still done up in the cupboard just in case). Everything in life should be clip on. It save's so much time. Just like wearing mix matching socks does.

PODLOB is one of the

PODLOB is one of the few flashturbation sites that has original and useful stuff.

I wish mine did

Crazy Shuttle They may be

Crazy Shuttle They may be violent but they are also some of the best made games around.

Oh and for no reason

Oh and for no reason Jelly Pistol

What URL am I seeing

What URL am I seeing more than any right now thanks to aggressive bus advertising. Why it's As Simple As Salmon

Right up there with "Give me a mandy mum", "Ba Na Na Na Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah", "Mushrooms, Meat for vegetarians", "New fashioned Pork" and the classic "It's crunch time for apples"

Check out the salmon links section WOW

Mmmmmmmm...... salmon

They had the "highest decorated

They had the "highest decorated soldier" from the US army on 60 Minutes tonight. He served in Korea and Nam. He talked about the the US's "War on Terrorism"

Now to me terrorism encompasses many groups. Yet this former soldier insisted on adding that the terrorist should be killed with "12x the force at which they use. There mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, kids, cousins (he added a few more i forgot), should all be killed and then they should all be wrapped in pork so they can't go to the holy land"

Mmmm, why would the IRA worry about being wrapped in pork. Oh yeah thats right the IRA haven't done anything to the US and thus won't be targetted by this "War on Terrorism". Let's hope this war on terrorism is actually that a war on all forms of terrorism world wide and not just in the US's best interests.

I really hope the KKK fall under the wide blanket that is the term "Terrorism"

I have finnaly unpacked the

I have finnaly unpacked the majority of boxes in the new apartment. It seems now I need a bookshelf as I have run out of space to put stuff.

Note: If you buy crappy cheap furniture and stack heavy books on it, then chances are that the wood is cheap also and will buckle.

On a side note: I have listened to both the new Bjork and New order CD and I'm not impressed. Every song on Bjorks CD sounds the same and New Orders (they were before my time) new CD has lyrics that wouldn't rival a junior high peotry comp for substance.

Doop deee doop dum dum

Doop deee doop dum dum dum dah dah dee

Seems that some people feel

Seems that some people feel that games are "uesless" and "in the end will amount to nothing"

I personally find making games more rewarding than splash screens. If someone can't see the art in a nice game, even the reworking of a classic game, then I can't help them.

You look at a piece of design and say cool. Then you will want something new. A game, as long as it's fun, will get you coming back again and again.

netbabyworld is the best online games pertal I have seen. Great games, great design, fun and a good sense of community. The bowling game takes the cake.

Info on the event at

Info on the event at Hiroshima

Why the bomb was dropped on Hiroshima

Damage Statistics

I know as much about WW2 as I do about Vietnam. ie not much

I sold a small part

I sold a small part of my MAD magazine collection today.

A whopping $8 awesome.

The more you collect things the more you hate them. A used to buy Manga (anime) videos all the time now I wish I never did. I have like 40 sitting at my mums 's place doing nothing.

I collected MAD magazines and now have this huge pile that I lug around. And will never read another.
I have pens, pencils, art pastels, oil paints, guache and heaps of other shit and all I use is a 0.1 black pen.

I collect too much crap.

Surf Game Can someone please

Surf Game

Can someone please topple Rob's highscore :)

Game nearly finished

One last WTC comment. OJ

One last WTC comment.

OJ Simpson was as guilty as they come. Yet after months of trail was found not guilty.

The US government seem so sure that Bin Laden was behind these attacks that they are willing to bomb a country without gathering evidence first.

Innocent until proven guilty???

A week after moving and

A week after moving and I still haven't even constructed my bed. It's still a mattress on the floor.

We have had a major

We have had a major telco go bust owing millions, a huge insurance company go bust owing even more.

Now it looks as if 1 of our 2 major airlines has gone down too, after months of trouble. Taking down with them an airline catering company and a travel company. And leaving the major advertising agencies angry after they spent millions in recent pitches.

It's not just the .coms that are getting their ass kicked finacially.

Australian news sites : News.com.au -- SMH.com.au

I hope you all picked

I hope you all picked up your Daily Telegraph American Flag poster.

I grabbed 10 and have them in every room of my place. I also will be getting my car bonnet decaled.

What are the Daily Telegraph (Australian newspaper) thinking??

Wouldn't it be nice to find out that Iraq contracted Bin Laden to do these terrible things. The the US can kill to birds with one sanction. Um yeah Iraq, Bin Landen and David Koresh. That would make the US govt very happy.

Mmmm instead of donating money

Mmmm instead of donating money to help the WTC people why not use that money and donate to Community Aid Abroad or some other charity.

I still feel bad for the US but some of the blame goes the the US government.

Think of all the innocent people dying around the world and that America sells the arms that kill them for profit??

Don't hate me but I'd like to see people thinking instead of reacting.

Oh and no I wont

Oh and no I wont ne making a saveonetel.cjb.net re-design for this event.

And now the suiciding suits in the game seem really sad :(

Can't really say much on

Can't really say much on the recent events as it's still too shocking.

Pearl Harobour was at least during a war. This is just disguusting.

It's also wierd people are making splash screens for this?? Maybe good intentions but it all seems a bit morbid.

Seems there might be a

Seems there might be a sequal to the always cool TRON

Why not? Anything that was cool in the 70's-80's will will have a head start in the popularity stakes.

TRON, Goonies, Indiana Jones, Adams Family, Flintstones, Transformers, Scooby Doo, Batman etc etc

Just cash in on all the fond memories. As i read on some site "Raiders of my lost Youth"

Info from this FAQ Subject

Info from this FAQ

Subject 3.14: How is "GIF" pronounced?

"GIF" is an acronymn for "Graphics Interchange Format." Despite the
hard "G" in "Graphics," GIF is pronounced "JIF." Although we don't
have a direct quote from the official CompuServe specification
released June 1987, here is a quote from related CompuServe documentation,
for CompuShow, a DOS-based image viewer used shortly thereafter:
"The GIF (Graphics Interchange Format), pronounced "JIF", was
designed by CompuServe ..."
We also have a report that the principal author of the GIF spec,
Bob Berry, pronounced it "JIF."

Wow, this fantastic site is

Wow, this fantastic site is a must for anyone developing games with some degree of AI in them Steering Behaviours

It has certainly opened my eyes to new ideas

Review of Akira DVD Auston

Review of Akira DVD

Auston Powers 3

Does your Gang have an Intranet

Continuing my Sunday of stupid

Continuing my Sunday of stupid links.
Here Jason argues for He-Man against the ever popular Transformers. He-Man Vs Transformers

Yes some of the names were really bad.

IGN Toys has enough content to suit any Transformers fan. I can't help but feel that were are seriously missing out on some cool cartoons by living in Australia.

It seems Stargate SG1 is

It seems Stargate SG1 is nearing it's 100th episode in America. Here is a great Stargate portal Mmmm get your Mum the Stargate soundtrack for Christmas she'll love you more for it

Stargate is still very far behind the immortal Walker Texas Ranger with 203 episodes under it's belt. And with episode titles like One Riot, One Ranger and Mr. Justice it's no wonder it went on so long.

Is there a 10th season for Chuck ?? Here's a great review of Walker Texas Ranger which any NON-Walker fan should read. It may be crap but it's the good kind of crap.

Excert from article: "On NASH BRIDGES, for example, the body count is close to as high as WALKER's. The cops on both shows kill people every week and don't really seem to care. But on NASH, there aren't routine trips to churches and attempts to get people from all racial backgrounds to get along, there's just a lot of Nash trying to get it on."

If Chuck Norris went up against McGuyver is a bout of fist-a-cuffs who would win?? (Note: Chuck has rumbled with Bruce Lee, McGuyver is really old)

Would Dark Angel accept the offer of a sex sandwhich between the two??

This sentence has been generated

This sentence has been generated using a random alphanumeric engine that creates word magnets. Each word magnet then splits into 30 different, smaller word magnets thus creating a larger magnetic field.

Engine = Math.complicated((Chaos theory + evaporative cooling / (photo synthesis * wheather patterns) + 2 eggs) * human interaction and a big load of bullshit)

Sorry Damein I can't help myself :)

Thanks Damien for this link

Thanks Damien for this link you bastard :)

Note: Do not click on the above link

The line at the matrix

The line at the matrix casting was huge. It seems you had to be 6ft 2". There were people about 5ft trying their luck. A lady at the door was just saying too short , to wide, too short, too short , to wide, not even close.

We decided to go eat than wait in the heat :)

They are casting for extra's

They are casting for extra's tomorrow for The Matrix 2 in Newtown. Criteria: For males have to be over 6ft and under 6ft 2" ?? I guess I'm 6ft so I might go along.

They also happen to be filming at Fox Studios where I work.
We (all fox staff) have all been asked to keep distance and don't annoy the film people.

Word Freak looks interesting. Competitive

Word Freak looks interesting. Competitive scrabble has nothing on the cut throat world of cheese :)

Have to say that Amazon's reconmendations are spot on. Nothing worse than going to a site and it has why not buy this gardening book. Amazon knows my details and uses them to full potential.

Still trying for the number

Still trying for the number one spot but flashturbation is proud to be number 3 in the search for Shitty Flash

Look out for the latest

Look out for the latest issue of STU which should be in all good places of business. The cover photo was by good friend Noel and there is a page with some stuff from me.

STU is the A5 mag that you see in General Pants etc etc with a photo of a face on the cover. Only STU and Large can keep my interest on a train trip

It seems very popular for

It seems very popular for people to stand outside Central Station and hand out food. I had pizza chips a few days ago. 3 up and go's last week, and instant porrige the week before.

Ervi for two days in a row has recieved a can of Edgells Red Kidney Beans. heheheh Just the thing to snack on while working to work :)

my sketch book has added

my sketch book has added another page making 5 now i think

Congratulations to Ben who got

Congratulations to Ben who got a new job!!!

I hope now this will stop his almost daily "I hate stupid clients" ICQ messages :)

If only he'd now stop telling me how much he like Stargate SG1

:)

Oh i take it back.

Oh i take it back. It's a close call between Robotech - The Macross Saga and Akira.

I used to remember being late everyday to school just so I could watch Robotech at 8.30 in the morning.

Funny I'm late to work everyday but don't have a reason :)

While it wont be released

While it wont be released in Australia for a little while you can buy Akira (Special Edition) on Amazon. Though its region one. Out of all the anime this one would be the best as they have redubbed the entire cast of voices (and retranslated) and cleaned up the animation.

candycrisis is an addictive and

candycrisis is an addictive and fun game. DOwnload now if you are on Mac.

If you happen to one of those few using a PC try Graal Online as that looks awesome.

http://www.vgmuseum.com I have found my

http://www.vgmuseum.com

I have found my nirvana. This is exactly what I was looking for and more.

Does anyone have any good

Does anyone have any good links to where I can find artwork from video games.

I'm talking like the animations from old arcade games and that.

Sorry for that cheesy interuption.

Sorry for that cheesy interuption.

You think if you had a magic carpet you'd want one with a personality like in Aladdin??
I'd get the carpet to make me drinks, find the remote, make my bed and stuff.

You'd feel you got ripped off if all you got was the bog standard carpet with foward and reverse.

Just watch out you don't come home early and find the carpet doing rude stuff to your pets :)

Competition was as fierce as

Competition was as fierce as ever at the 18th annual conference of the American Cheese Society held in Louisville, Kentucky. This year preceedings went well, following last years horric accident which saw 15 cheese delegates churned to death in Kentucky's largest better churner.

Cheese Society Winners

Congratulations Mike and Carol and to Uplands Cheese Inc. for taking out Best of Show.

The Slippery Truffle supports Project

The Slippery Truffle supports Project Truffle

Where else can you buy such high quality cheese online??

energysmart.com.au livingthing.com.au greenpower.com.au Change a

energysmart.com.au

livingthing.com.au

greenpower.com.au

Change a light bulb not your life. Good resources for info on saving the enviroment and money at the same time.

Brought up at lunch and

Brought up at lunch and still dont have the answer.

If you gamble with stolen money and win. Do you get to keep the winnings if you are caught??

And also, if you cheat to win something, then give the winnings to charity, is that still bad??

Happy Snaps August is done.

Happy Snaps August is done.

Well I got bored at 21 and stopped.

Sorry Ben.......

There comes a time in

There comes a time in a persons life when they realise greatness.

They rise above to claim victory with skill and grace.

My time was last night when I destroyed my PB of 133 and brought it to the new level of 150, in the second game of 3, last night and Ranwick Bowling.

It may help that my Campers resemble bowling shoes and that when I put on bowling shoes they fell no different.