July 11, 2001 : 12:51 AM

Beer now has guerana in

Beer now has guerana in it
We have the new MaXimum low fat beer
Banana flavoured baby headache tablets
Guerana in chocolate bars
Smart drinks
Dietry supplement drinks
Tofu peaking duck

I don't mind any of these except banana flavoured baby headache tablets. I always thought that medicine should taste bad to deter kids from eating them (in excess)
So parents now will give their kid a pill to dull the pain when mabye all it needs is to change a nappy

Opps dropped the baby. It's cool, take two of these and tell no one.

I survived without these tablets for 20 years and so can a small child.

Posted at July 11, 2001 : 12:51 AM
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