April 24, 2001: April 24, 2001

Ever post something that reveled

Ever post something that reveled a little too much information??


MMmmmmm, me neither

Posted at 1:09 AM
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Ever scratch your balls (or

Ever scratch your balls (or gender specific genitalia) and then smell your fingers??


Yeah, me neither

Posted at 1:08 AM
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I have fixed the obvious

I have fixed the obvious Javascript errors on the main page and a small one in the Happy Snaps. Everything should now work. Funny enough it works fine on Mac IE5 which I thought would be a hard browser to please.

One problem I can't fix easily is the fact this site isn't 800x600 friendly. So consider this an apology to all those people with shitty monitors.

Posted at 1:07 AM
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April 23, 2001: April 23, 2001

I cooked my first real

I cooked my first real meal since my highschool Home Economics class in year 11. Which I failed then changed to sport and recreation, which I just barely passed.

The final analysis of the meal by me was that it sucked. I didn't even save the leftovers, of which there was quite a bit.

I did discover how lemon grass got its name, that I don't like chestnuts and that fish sauce is easy to get out of your hair.

Posted at 9:46 AM
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April 20, 2001: April 20, 2001

It seems working at Fox

It seems working at Fox Studios here at Moore Park has its perks.

Fox the company decided to do spring cleaning and throw out 2 bins full of posters, movie stands, DVD box proofs and awards for sales.

So now our office is filled with Star Wars everything. Spinal Tap posters, display things and heaps of other shit.

There's nothing like the rush of srting through a giant bin full of goodies while everyone looks at you like you.

And it's all going to happen again on Monday as the bins are full now. Ahhh can't wait :)

Posted at 5:35 PM
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Updated Happy Snaps Also does

Updated Happy Snaps

Also does anyway have any Duckman Episodes or Futurama Series 2 on Mpg or Video that I could get hold of??

Judging by the amount of traffic to this site (average 21 per day), I'd say I have a slim chance of finding them, but hey you never know

Posted at 2:19 PM
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April 19, 2001: April 19, 2001

Coop A man like Coop

Coop

A man like Coop only needs one name, just like Shag.

It's surprising his work is not more mainstream. I could see half his sketchbook on T-Shirts in a blink.

The nipples on his women are so detailed ;)

Posted at 1:37 PM
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April 18, 2001: April 18, 2001

Big Brother starts here in

Big Brother starts here in a week. I'm not sure if I want to watch as I know I'll get obsessed.

It must be more interesting than the secret cameras I have set up in my next door neighbours place.

Posted at 2:01 AM
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Just got my new 80GB

Just got my new 80GB hard drive which funny enough is 76GB.

It's fun just to copy CD's across for the fun of it. And for some reason I feel compelled to watch every MB copy over.

Posted at 1:55 AM
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April 15, 2001: April 15, 2001

It seems awsome is actually

It seems awsome is actually spelt awesome. Fancy that

"By the power of spell check !" yell it like Heman at Grey Skull

Posted at 10:56 PM
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How many movies Keanu Reeves

How many movies Keanu Reeves movies are there out now??

Geez, I wish that bus in speed really did blow up.

Posted at 10:55 PM
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i like green :)

i like green :)

Posted at 4:23 PM
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The redesign is up. MMMMmm

The redesign is up.

MMMMmm no going back now. Please send feedback as even I'm not 100% sold on this design. I hope now it's easier to get to the content. ie back and foward within sections and it's also alot nicer to look at??

No new section besides the links section which I haven't finished. I have removed other section too.

Goodbye :: Mr cactushead, Wobbly Wheel (being moved to own address soon), pillow talk and nameRankSerial #.

So that's it. I hope you all like it or at least can still enjoy the site.

Posted at 4:21 PM
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April 13, 2001: April 13, 2001

I love Pinball Machines. And

I love Pinball Machines. And my favourite is The Adams Family. It seems this is one of the most popular pinball machines of all time. They even made a gold edition, with gold trims??

Here is a complete walkthrough for the Adams Family pinball machine. There is alot of work in this txt doc.

While on the topic check out the Internet Pinball Databse

One day I will own a mchine in my own house.

Posted at 3:20 PM
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Happy Easter Everyone. For those

Happy Easter Everyone.

For those that don't celebrate Easter.

Happy Chocolate Egg Public Holiday !!

It's also Friday the 13th. Unless my watch is wrong again??

Posted at 2:38 PM
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Mental Note: Reply to emails

Mental Note:
Reply to emails as so as you get them. I went through my start.com.au email and I had around 25-30 unanswered emails. I hate to come across like an asshole.

Some were from as far back and Feb and I'm to scared to look into Jan.

If you have sent me and email (no one emails from this site just Flashturbation) and I haven't replied then email me again.

I'm sorry

ash (the email cunt)

Posted at 2:22 PM
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April 11, 2001: April 11, 2001

I saw Dude Where's My

I saw Dude Where's My Car last night.

It was so bad I think it needs mention here.

Take a Police Acadamy Movie. Remove the sound effect dude and Animal and you are left with a good comparison to DWMC.

The jokes went on for too long. If you hate seeing that tattoo scene on TV, watch out as there are worse (and longer) jokes in the movie that are even worse.

It wasn't just me that thought it lacked that certain quality know as "Watchabilty" the entire cinema audience was very silent.

"Dude Where's the Exit" was my cry last night.

Posted at 5:58 PM
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Don't you love it when

Don't you love it when you send a link to someone in email , then 3 days later that person sends you the same link back. And they have no recolection of you sending it to them.

That goes out to you DB he he :)

Posted at 5:53 PM
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April 10, 2001: April 10, 2001

Scalemetrics 1: Build a track

Scalemetrics

1: Build a track
2: Race the cars
3: Repeat steps 1-2 until tired


Awsome (and I don't use that word much) (well mabye I do but this one is Fucking Awsome)

Posted at 9:48 AM
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April 09, 2001: April 9, 2001

If a program, lets use

If a program, lets use Flash 5 for example, crashed and in the process of crashing corrupts the file. Leaving you with nothing. Can you sue the maker of that program for creating a fucked program. And if not why not??

If I made cars for a living and my cars had a major bug in them that killed people, I would expect to be sued over the deaths of the motorist's. I would also recall those cars until the bug was fixed.

So far Flash 4 has corrupted, I'd say about 6 files of mine and Flash 5 only 1. That one file did mean I had to redo a days work and lose track of where I was at. This is not to mention the fact that Flash 5 (or Crash 5 as it has been called by many people) crash's constantly. Even on simple things.

If Macromedia were to be held responsible for major fuck-ups wouldn't that give us some guarantee that when they release a product they bug check it first??

Whatever the case Macromedia can get fucked. Photoshop runs like a dream and has done from day one. I have seen no continuous crash's.

Yet Flash can't hold it's pants up.

I hope to shove a spoon up the sphinxster of every team member of the Flash 5 dev team.

Posted at 5:56 PM
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April 08, 2001: April 8, 2001

The redesign is coming along

The redesign is coming along well. I have the basics down in HTML now and i'm just doing the nav.

The hardest thing I see will be the conversion of all the happy snaps. The other sections should be fine as they are small.

Hopefully I'll have it up in about 4 days.

Posted at 5:05 PM
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This sentence contains 33 characters.

This sentence contains 33 characters.

Posted at 5:03 PM
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April 06, 2001: April 6, 2001

You can now get bottles

You can now get bottles of drink from Coke machines at Central Station and pay for them by using your mobile phone. You ring the number on the machine and follow the instructions and presto, the drink is charged to your next bill.

This is great although it's currently only available for Telstra customers :(

They are planning to expand to parking meters and food shopping. I say they shouldn't stop there and I wanna pay for train tickets, bus tickets, buskers, muggers, video rental, pizza man and lap dance's from my phone.

Posted at 1:40 AM
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Tonight I visted my mate,

Tonight I visted my mate, Andrew, teaching Flash at my old college. He also studied there. I came away with a feeling the I also want to teach.

Karate or Flash I don't care although I don't know Karate, so that may put a dampner of that idea.

To shape young minds. To be thought of as smart. To use a white board. These are things I want :)
MMM I also a Mini Minor but that will have to wait.

Posted at 1:31 AM
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I think her name is

I think her name is Carmen although I'm not sure. She has an interesting Blogger page in which she lists what she has done for the day. Seems she purused my site.

Yay... I may have a fan

Note: Either she is reading small books or reads really fast. 3 days for one book?? Takes me that long to get through the paper

Posted at 1:25 AM
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April 04, 2001: April 4, 2001

Why does my 64MB Memory

Why does my 64MB Memory Stick have only 60MB of space??
My Zip100 is for some reason 94.2MB??

If other industries worked like the computer accesories industry we would have 410ML cans of drink. Be driving V9 cars. Sleeping in Ultra King size beds and wearing SPF 380+. Yet nothing would be different.

Only CD's that say they are 650MB actually are. Is it just me or are we all being conned.

Posted at 4:24 PM
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April 03, 2001: April 3, 2001

Happy Snaps have been updated

Happy Snaps have been updated till the 7th. That way I'll have more time to do other stuff than upadating the images everynight. :)

Posted at 9:19 PM
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Nathan J If Jotto, Shag

Nathan J

If Jotto, Shag and Tim Burton had a threesome this guy would be the love child


And he's an Aussie

Posted at 12:43 PM
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Speaking of ideas to save

Speaking of ideas to save the enviroment.

In the olden days we used large records to listen to music and now we listen to CD's.
A CD used to only contain 650MB now with DVD we can hold 6 GIG a side.

So why don't we grow tiny cows with compressed meat. I'd say dog size cows, that you can grow in your backyard that feed a school, would be a great idea.

Don't grow bigger, just grow compressed.

Posted at 9:47 AM
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"Don't think of it as

"Don't think of it as Atomic Energy.... Think of it as a terrible destructive force."

Cold Cut

Can't wait till me kids have to live in 50 degree heat in winter because today's people couldn't be fucked turning off a light or assed to recycle. Is it that hard to separate your rubbish??

So in other words. Dont be a cunt, recycle.

Posted at 9:39 AM
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April 02, 2001: April 2, 2001

Every morning when I'm rushing

Every morning when I'm rushing to get out to work I make small desisions that will save me valuable minutes and seconds.

1: Today instead of turning my socks the right way out I just left them thus saving a good 15 seconds.
2: I didn't eat breakfast (I never do) and thus saved a huge 5 min.
3: Having short hair gives me the option of using the finger brush instead of a comb. This is also influenced by the fact I don't own a comb or brush. Time saved 30 secs
4: Everything I take to work fits into the one big pocket on my bag. This creates a tangle of cords and power plugs at work but I have time to spare once I'm there. Time saved by not organising cords = 1 min.
5: The classic jeans and T-short combo saves time in the fashion dept. As long as they are not the same colour I don't care. Time saved by being a complete fashion mistake = 3 min.

All these small decisions equate to about 9-10 min of extra sleep which I think is well worth it.

Posted at 9:51 AM
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It seems my digestive system

It seems my digestive system considers one packet in 10 min not excessive consumption.

Lucky for me i guess

Posted at 9:41 AM
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