April 24, 2001: April 24, 2001
Ever post something that reveled
Ever post something that reveled a little too much information??
Ever scratch your balls (or
Ever scratch your balls (or gender specific genitalia) and then smell your fingers??
I have fixed the obvious
One problem I can't fix easily is the fact this site isn't 800x600 friendly. So consider this an apology to all those people with shitty monitors.
April 23, 2001: April 23, 2001
I cooked my first real
I cooked my first real meal since my highschool Home Economics class in year 11. Which I failed then changed to sport and recreation, which I just barely passed.
The final analysis of the meal by me was that it sucked. I didn't even save the leftovers, of which there was quite a bit.
I did discover how lemon grass got its name, that I don't like chestnuts and that fish sauce is easy to get out of your hair.
April 20, 2001: April 20, 2001
It seems working at Fox
It seems working at Fox Studios here at Moore Park has its perks.
Fox the company decided to do spring cleaning and throw out 2 bins full of posters, movie stands, DVD box proofs and awards for sales.
So now our office is filled with Star Wars everything. Spinal Tap posters, display things and heaps of other shit.
There's nothing like the rush of srting through a giant bin full of goodies while everyone looks at you like you.
And it's all going to happen again on Monday as the bins are full now. Ahhh can't wait :)
Updated Happy Snaps Also does
Updated Happy Snaps
Also does anyway have any Duckman Episodes or Futurama Series 2 on Mpg or Video that I could get hold of??
Judging by the amount of traffic to this site (average 21 per day), I'd say I have a slim chance of finding them, but hey you never know
April 19, 2001: April 19, 2001
Coop A man like Coop
A man like Coop only needs one name, just like Shag.
It's surprising his work is not more mainstream. I could see half his sketchbook on T-Shirts in a blink.
The nipples on his women are so detailed ;)
April 18, 2001: April 18, 2001
Big Brother starts here in
Big Brother starts here in a week. I'm not sure if I want to watch as I know I'll get obsessed.
It must be more interesting than the secret cameras I have set up in my next door neighbours place.
Just got my new 80GB
Just got my new 80GB hard drive which funny enough is 76GB.
It's fun just to copy CD's across for the fun of it. And for some reason I feel compelled to watch every MB copy over.
April 15, 2001: April 15, 2001
It seems awsome is actually
It seems awsome is actually spelt awesome. Fancy that
"By the power of spell check !" yell it like Heman at Grey Skull
How many movies Keanu Reeves
How many movies Keanu Reeves movies are there out now??
Geez, I wish that bus in speed really did blow up.
The redesign is up. MMMMmm
The redesign is up.
MMMMmm no going back now. Please send feedback as even I'm not 100% sold on this design. I hope now it's easier to get to the content. ie back and foward within sections and it's also alot nicer to look at??
No new section besides the links section which I haven't finished. I have removed other section too.
Goodbye :: Mr cactushead, Wobbly Wheel (being moved to own address soon), pillow talk and nameRankSerial #.
So that's it. I hope you all like it or at least can still enjoy the site.
April 13, 2001: April 13, 2001
I love Pinball Machines. And
I love Pinball Machines. And my favourite is The Adams Family. It seems this is one of the most popular pinball machines of all time. They even made a gold edition, with gold trims??
Here is a complete walkthrough for the Adams Family pinball machine. There is alot of work in this txt doc.
While on the topic check out the Internet Pinball Databse
One day I will own a mchine in my own house.
Happy Easter Everyone. For those
Happy Easter Everyone.
For those that don't celebrate Easter.
Happy Chocolate Egg Public Holiday !!
It's also Friday the 13th. Unless my watch is wrong again??
Mental Note: Reply to emails
Some were from as far back and Feb and I'm to scared to look into Jan.
If you have sent me and email (no one emails from this site just Flashturbation) and I haven't replied then email me again.
ash (the email cunt)
April 11, 2001: April 11, 2001
I saw Dude Where's My
I saw Dude Where's My Car last night.
It was so bad I think it needs mention here.
Take a Police Acadamy Movie. Remove the sound effect dude and Animal and you are left with a good comparison to DWMC.
The jokes went on for too long. If you hate seeing that tattoo scene on TV, watch out as there are worse (and longer) jokes in the movie that are even worse.
It wasn't just me that thought it lacked that certain quality know as "Watchabilty" the entire cinema audience was very silent.
"Dude Where's the Exit" was my cry last night.
Don't you love it when
Don't you love it when you send a link to someone in email , then 3 days later that person sends you the same link back. And they have no recolection of you sending it to them.
That goes out to you DB he he :)
April 10, 2001: April 10, 2001
Scalemetrics 1: Build a track
1: Build a track
April 09, 2001: April 9, 2001
If a program, lets use
If a program, lets use Flash 5 for example, crashed and in the process of crashing corrupts the file. Leaving you with nothing. Can you sue the maker of that program for creating a fucked program. And if not why not??
If I made cars for a living and my cars had a major bug in them that killed people, I would expect to be sued over the deaths of the motorist's. I would also recall those cars until the bug was fixed.
So far Flash 4 has corrupted, I'd say about 6 files of mine and Flash 5 only 1. That one file did mean I had to redo a days work and lose track of where I was at. This is not to mention the fact that Flash 5 (or Crash 5 as it has been called by many people) crash's constantly. Even on simple things.
If Macromedia were to be held responsible for major fuck-ups wouldn't that give us some guarantee that when they release a product they bug check it first??
Whatever the case Macromedia can get fucked. Photoshop runs like a dream and has done from day one. I have seen no continuous crash's.
Yet Flash can't hold it's pants up.
I hope to shove a spoon up the sphinxster of every team member of the Flash 5 dev team.
April 08, 2001: April 8, 2001
The redesign is coming along
The redesign is coming along well. I have the basics down in HTML now and i'm just doing the nav.
The hardest thing I see will be the conversion of all the happy snaps. The other sections should be fine as they are small.
Hopefully I'll have it up in about 4 days.
This sentence contains 33 characters.
This sentence contains 33 characters.
April 06, 2001: April 6, 2001
You can now get bottles
You can now get bottles of drink from Coke machines at Central Station and pay for them by using your mobile phone. You ring the number on the machine and follow the instructions and presto, the drink is charged to your next bill.
This is great although it's currently only available for Telstra customers :(
They are planning to expand to parking meters and food shopping. I say they shouldn't stop there and I wanna pay for train tickets, bus tickets, buskers, muggers, video rental, pizza man and lap dance's from my phone.
Tonight I visted my mate,
Tonight I visted my mate, Andrew, teaching Flash at my old college. He also studied there. I came away with a feeling the I also want to teach.
Karate or Flash I don't care although I don't know Karate, so that may put a dampner of that idea.
To shape young minds. To be thought of as smart. To use a white board. These are things I want :)
I think her name is
I think her name is Carmen although I'm not sure. She has an interesting Blogger page in which she lists what she has done for the day. Seems she purused my site.
Yay... I may have a fan
Note: Either she is reading small books or reads really fast. 3 days for one book?? Takes me that long to get through the paper
April 04, 2001: April 4, 2001
Why does my 64MB Memory
Why does my 64MB Memory Stick have only 60MB of space??
If other industries worked like the computer accesories industry we would have 410ML cans of drink. Be driving V9 cars. Sleeping in Ultra King size beds and wearing SPF 380+. Yet nothing would be different.
Only CD's that say they are 650MB actually are. Is it just me or are we all being conned.
April 03, 2001: April 3, 2001
Happy Snaps have been updated
Happy Snaps have been updated till the 7th. That way I'll have more time to do other stuff than upadating the images everynight. :)
Nathan J If Jotto, Shag
If Jotto, Shag and Tim Burton had a threesome this guy would be the love child
Speaking of ideas to save
Speaking of ideas to save the enviroment.
In the olden days we used large records to listen to music and now we listen to CD's.
So why don't we grow tiny cows with compressed meat. I'd say dog size cows, that you can grow in your backyard that feed a school, would be a great idea.
Don't grow bigger, just grow compressed.
"Don't think of it as
"Don't think of it as Atomic Energy.... Think of it as a terrible destructive force."
Can't wait till me kids have to live in 50 degree heat in winter because today's people couldn't be fucked turning off a light or assed to recycle. Is it that hard to separate your rubbish??
So in other words. Dont be a cunt, recycle.
April 02, 2001: April 2, 2001
Every morning when I'm rushing
Every morning when I'm rushing to get out to work I make small desisions that will save me valuable minutes and seconds.
1: Today instead of turning my socks the right way out I just left them thus saving a good 15 seconds.
All these small decisions equate to about 9-10 min of extra sleep which I think is well worth it.