"Excess consumption may have a

"Excess consumption may have a laxative effect"

I wish they would also put on the packet what their definition of "excess" is.

Does one packet of mints in 10 min come under excess or just too fast?? And why doesn't licorice come with the same warning?? If it wasn't for an over informative Mum I wouldn't have known.

Energy drinks like "Red Bull" and "V" now come with warnings of a 5 can limit per day, but sugar free mints don't??

Or is it they didn't expect some fool to eat a packet of their mints that fast, or 5 packets while watching TV one night and so never put the warning on there??

Either way I'm bored and looking into this way too much.

I smell the Onion in

I smell the Onion in here as we find out Microsoft attampts to patent Ones and Zeros the building blocks for all code.

Ok March Happy Snaps are

Ok March Happy Snaps are now complete. I'm glad to get rid of B/W and go back to wonderful colour.

Note:
1: 95% of images are not cropped. This is exactly what come out of the camera.
2: I always take every photo into Photoshop to reduce it's size to 320x240
3: I take between 10 - 120 photos per day, then cataloge them in PhotoRelay
4: Every photo is mine except when indicated. ie Ashadis Toy Porn photo
5: I try to make comments on every photo for a bit of humour
6: I don't update them everyday as i'm lazy
7:Happy Snaps is my favourite section

If I wasn't standing so

If I wasn't standing so close to the TV the time this ad went on I wouldn't have been able to read the URL for Australian Apples' new game
its crunch time for apples game

That has to be the worst URL is advertising history. I'll let you make up your mind on the game yourself

Here's a page with some

Here's a page with some interesting facts about computers and some wide eye'd dreams from 1994.

Computer Almanac

Here's an interesting fact

Robert Harks, "Hot Shots", Interactions, Nov+Dec 1999. p. 53.

"Around the world, more than 2,700 photographs are taken every second.... Vacation pictures take up 80 percent."

Again BoingBoing.net comes through with

Again BoingBoing.net comes through with the goods.

Here is a site about a buy who writes fake letters to companies and wait for them to reply.
Hey, even our own PM fell victum to my prank email.

Also anyone for one handed food. mmmm pasta on a stick.

Blenders should come with a

Blenders should come with a warning saying that they should only be operated by people with a brain. Today's chocolate milk was my first sucessful blend.

Not counting my previous "breakfast in a cup" disasters.
Note: Wheatbix, Nutella and yogurt don't blend that well.

Voxus.org is inspirational. Everything I

Voxus.org is inspirational.

Everything I want my photos to be

ie: good

Seems my entry for the

Seems my entry for the Channel V homepage graphic comp was named "Fuck Me"?? I really should write this stuff down as I forgot what it was.

As a runner up I won a T-Shirt and Backpack and the real winner wins a car!!!! Shit.

Oh, well a T-Shirt is cool :(

Ben from DVTS completed a

Ben from DVTS completed a Trolley desktop for me this week. And seeing as it's better then any of my other desktops, he will not be asked again to do anything for me :)

There are now 16 desktops to choose from in a variety of monchromatic colours.

I apologise in advance for the Devil Porn desktop.

I'm thinking of getting David

I'm thinking of getting David for my birtyday party.

:)

Wow, have your site review

Wow, have your site review within 5 working day for only $20. And then get more hits.

RAPID = RIPOFF

I can't imagine how many stupid people will pay, just to see their site on there and how many people will pay and then get rejected because CHP didn't think it was "Cool" enough.
I'll stick with Linkdup.com

From the mailing list email...
New Feature: RAPID REVIEW Site Submission !!
If you have a great site and you KNOW it, you can use our new RAPID
Review site submission and get your site reviewed within 5 business
days. We'll send you a note to let you know if your site will be
added to CHP, and if added, it'll be posted within 14 biz days. Just
$19.95 to accelerate your submission and start getting that jolt of
CHP traffic to your site.
RAPID Review for your site:
coolhomepages.com

You don't realise how unfit

You don't realise how unfit you are until you are put to the test. I tried a measly 1 chin-up today and failed.

Sad = me

And thus starts my new fitness mentality.

My submission for the Channel

My submission for the Channel V home page graphic is now in rotation.

Just keep refreshing the page until the nude guy on the seat comes up.

I'm not sure why they didn't email me??

It may not be the

It may not be the best solution for a image gallery but my Javascript version of Happy Snaps is now up and running. So from March onwards it will use this system. Please email me if it doesn't work at all. In fact just email me and tell me what is your fav photo (if any)

ghandi@start.com.au

Happy Snaps is being updated

Happy Snaps is being updated I'm just making a Javascripty thing to automate it as best I can. (ie with my very limited knowledge of javascript)

So give me 2 days and it will be ready.

And then it won't work??

Come to Daddy. I don't

Come to Daddy. I don't think I can ever get tired of this film clip.
Same goes for Window Licker. Michael Jackson references, booty and swearing. You can't go wrong.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was,

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was, as everyone else has allready said, very enjoyable.

I saw it at the Roxy cinema in Parramatta. I just wish it was in the huge, and very atmosheric, cinema one rather than the wooden floored cinema two. Oh well still good.

Note: The Roxy has to be the coolest building in Parramatta. Pink on the outside, QVB like on the inside. Cinema one has to be seen to be believed.

untitledmagazine is another photography site

untitledmagazine is another photography site that I will link too. Why because it rocks. And it just goes to show me I have so much to learn and I love that.

I've asked to do a trolley series and either way I'm gonna do it. Follow that with the "sad taps" of Sydney.

Note: 4 more photos till 4000, i'm excited (Big kev style)

Robots, clones, sexx and drugs

Robots, clones, sexx and drugs = ktron.t2u.com

Not to be confused with
ktron.com Feeding solutions for bulk materials and liquids in the process industries

Don't you hate it when

Don't you hate it when you fall asleep on the bean bag and have to make it up to go to bed.

19 more photos and I've reached the 4000 mark. Yay !!

Will from 10k photos
"I'm not a professional photographer so don't expect anything good, it's just that I've taken so many pictures the bell curve dictates a few will be pretty."
I think this is my mantra

I picked up a cop

I picked up a cop of Juxtapoz and was struck by SHAG

I can't wait to get his books and mabye splurge on a print. From the hip cafe scenes to the Tiki filled lounge's I can't get enough.

In fact the entire issue of Juxtapose was filled with interesting links and fantastic, surreal art. If you see it have a flick through it's worth it.

Version 2 of the most

Version 2 of the most highly antisipated site in Hyro's history is up. Shibu has been crapping on about his new site design for months now and finally we get to see the fruits of his long torturous labour.

Visit Machproperties V2 now.

Make sure to check out the "me" section as that photo is classic.

He apologises about the bugs on Mac's and Netscape but at 4.30 in the morning you just don't care about web standards and Mac users.

I have redesigned Flashturbation and

I have redesigned Flashturbation and also moved it to the .org address I got further back.

Look out for Truffles redesign soon (soon meaning a long time)

10kphotos Wow, The guy not

10kphotos

Wow,

The guy not only take a shitload of photos but he's got a great attitude. Can't wait to sit down for an hour and try to make it through a few sections.

Mmmm 3 photo links in a row wonder what my passion is right now??

I'm not sure when they

I'm not sure when they redesigned but fortunecookie500 is back giving out those free photos whch I enjoyed so much last year.

This is open source digital photography.

Loves those butterflies

He's aussie, he's talented and

He's aussie, he's talented and he takes great photos.

His site main is DOTPSD and his other site is Transit which I linked to earlier.

He also got to go to Hong Kong the lucky bastard.

March Happy Snaps have begun.

March Happy Snaps have begun. Presented in Noir Style B/W. This way I don't have to worry about the colour shift from my laptop screen to PC monitors.

Note: There are larger versions of the images if you click the second image. This will pop up a new window with a 640x480 image.

And thus ends my 6

And thus ends my 6 days off in a row.

Achievements include:
Not showering for 3 days
Not shaving
Completing 3 levels of Crash Bash on Playstation
1 game of unenthusiastic tennis
Spending half that time wearing just boxers

None of the above were on my to do list (well except the boxers thing)

Good to see another Sandra

Good to see another Sandra Bullock movie at the cinema's. Keeping people regular since Speed 2

Why are banks charging for

Why are banks charging for internet transactions??
They are even charging for a transaction history.

We are the tight, virgin ass to be fucked over and over again by these huge companies that make billions.

I am Jack's enflamed colon.

SWEATYSCROTUM.COM sorry Domain surfer.com again

SWEATYSCROTUM.COM sorry Domain surfer.com again I can't help myself

Wondering how long until my

Wondering how long until my birthday?? Trying to work out how long before I am bored at my secret birthday party Mum is organising at the local bowls club in Broadbeach??

Well use threeOh's May 1st countdown machine

Ohhh, how I hate my birthdays.

I bought a cable to

I bought a cable to connect my stereo to my TV.
Now I can enjoy Walker Texas Ranger in full stereo. Ahhhh bliss :)
Best $12.95 I've ever spent.

New desktops, right wing and

New desktops, right wing and movie ratings.

A new series of Wobbly Wheel is coming soon.

Australian TV is in the

Australian TV is in the grips of Cash Fever.
First we had Sale of the Century (people win prizes and then after a week and a half of questions they can win the cash jackpot)

Name of show followed but top cash prize

Now we have Greed = 1,070,000
Who Wants to be a Millionare = 1,000,000
The Weakest Link = 100,000 (painful to watch)
Cash Bonanza (Larry Emdure I missed you) = 250,000

Now there are no prizes, just cash. Add these to the amount of Reality TV we have on now and thats 60% of prime time programming (exageratted estimate)

I picked up TRM (probably

I picked up TRM (probably the best designed street press) and found this link to planetmg.

Those squished circles in the logo look cool but that's where it ends. Why do people just hack sites together like this. A bit of a shocker. Not that I can really talk

Just a quick update that

Just a quick update that all 65 staff will get a full redundency package and be able to keep their share options.