December 31, 2000: December 31, 2000
OK Dan had to check
OK Dan had to check into an internet cafe so I'm here for one last blog.
Designiskinky.net is a great Australian design site. Andrew can be a rude bastard but lets leave that alone.
DIK.net is a whole different story
I'm off for a swim
I'm off for a swim as its very hot. Also this may be my last bolg for 2000 so here's my new years message;
Just remember that when celebrating New Years, no one likes the smell of vomit, girls don't enjoy being groeped by drunk men and there is nothing you can do with a mailbox once you steal it.
Have a fun and safe New Year.
Also interested in getting your
Also interested in getting your own Truffle URL and don't know where to start
Well Domainsurfer.com can help you narrow down your selection
Some stand-out Truffle URL's that I would not have know about are
And as always my favourite ProjectTruffle.com
Now is the perfect time
Now is the perfect time to be part of Wank.tv
They are looking for talented people to produce content in the areas of jokes, graffiti, animations and other non-wank related stuff.
Wank.tv the future in portals
December 30, 2000: December 30, 2000
Here's the perfect gift for
Here's the perfect gift for the friend who has everything. Well mabye not the perfect gift or even a usefull one. Why not buy your parents a colour each to say thanks.
adoptacolor.com lets you select and name an unique colour.
There are over 5,825 colours allready registered, so get in quick. Luckily no one has "Poo Brown" but it can't stay like that for long.
If anyone has a spare $70 USD then why not buy me "Truffle Blue" and "Poo Brown" as seen here
Rang my friend at work
Rang my friend at work yesterday and had to pretend to be his brother just so I could contact him. And just before he was handed the phone he was told no persoanl calls?!?
No, he doesn't work at a Nazi weapons factory from 1940's or a Nike shoe factory, he works at McDonalds of which comparisons can be drawn.
1: Shitty pay
Mmmm got a bit carried away and off topic.
If only the owner of
If only the owner of Jesus.com had a "Bowling with Jesus" section as I'd be into that.
Sadly, it seems Jesus is only interested in bathing with people. So far it seems Jesus has had only one person take him up on the offer of a bath
Link from www.BoingBoing.net
First time I felt drunk
First time I felt drunk for over 3 years. Still have no idea what the big thrill is so I'll stick to my OJ's
December 29, 2000: December 29, 2000
I think this is the
I think this is the first time something I have done has been called clever.
flashturbation - lots of very clever flash experiments for you to look at and download, definitely worth a visit.
Set the variable "ego" = ego+10
So far 0 emails for
So far 0 emails for Danny.
He's not picky ladies and I know I said Qld but long distance is also an option :)
December 28, 2000: December 28, 2000
Don't you hate it when
Don't you hate it when the second-hand CD store you used to go to is replaced with an "Adult Concepts" store.
What's so conceptual about a glow-in-the-dark rubber dick?? Or edible undies???
Mabye it's like advertising where you have to be in the industry to really understand it fully.
Blogging is becoming such a
Blogging is becoming such a part of my life that I find myself saying "Nothing to blog about" instead of "Nothing to write home about"
Sad = me
I will have to say
I will have to say that I am very happy that the word "boing" is being used so well here at boingboing.net
More interesting links than you can poke a grapefruit at.
Here is just 2 of many found in just 2 min at boingboing.net
NASA photo of Earth at night
December 26, 2000: December 26, 2000
Oh yeah forgot to add
Oh yeah forgot to add that Danny is hung like a wild Brumby :)
Sorry about the lack of
Sorry about the lack of happy snaps being uploaded. Im trying to take as many photos as I can while in Qld and will upload all at the end.
Got bored, so I redesigned Flashturbation
December 25, 2000: December 25, 2000
Yay! christmas with really small
Yay! christmas with really small families.
Number of presents I had to buy = 3
This year I saved time on cards by just sending SMS cards.
December 24, 2000: December 24, 2000
Public Service Announcement: Ladies looking
Public Service Announcement:
Ladies looking for love in Gold Coast?
My mate Danny is looking for that special lady. His last girlfriend deflated in a horrific puncture accident and he is now ready to move on.
He's 23, a pilot for Qantas, which means duty free booze all year round, has an extensive porn collection, can cook over 5 different micowave meals and is also looking for someone special to spend the nights with.
Email me on Ghandi@start.com.au and I'll foward on the email to him
No need to thank me Danny :)
Well here I am in
Well here I am in the wonderful Gold Coast. The place where I spent most my adolecent life. Well 14 years of it.
I just wish my licence hadn't expired as the public transport here is the worst. Thanks mum for the lift to Pac Fair.
It's also amazing how little has changed and how many people still have the same jobs 3 years after I left for Sydney. Amazing but also sad. A few marriges and a few babies thats about it.
Oh, and if you are reading this "Will Blackie" then thanks for saying hi. I thought we were mates. Sorry I didn't move up the coolness ladder with you, but there's no need for the cold shoulder. I hope Massive Auctions looks after you buddy :)
As for the weather it's 30+ everyday, much like Sydney, but at least here you can go for a swim without having to take a train.
December 22, 2000: December 22, 2000
Merry Christmas and a Happy
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all 4 people that visit this site.
If you would like to see what i have been doing at work the last few days then click on these:
Couple of spelling mistakes but hey thats Robs fault :)
December 20, 2000: December 20, 2000
This is a test for
This is a test for the blogger search function and peoples search habits.
sex, nude, horney, xxx, pussy, dick, free, virgin, hooker, cunt
All words used for experimental reason only.
I thought of a website
I thought of a website where you go, enter in the type of restaurant you want to start up, and it will generate a catchy pun for the name.
Thai= Thai-phoon, Thai-me up, Thai-tanic, Thai-coon, Thai-dye, Shirt & Thai
Ok the last 2 sucked but you get the idea.
I have just confirmed a
I have just confirmed a trip to Indonesia in January of next year. This will be my first trip oversea's so it will be an adventure for me. As of right now I don't even own a passport.
So from January 16 - Feb 03, 2001 there will be few updates (I'll try to blog). But after that, expect a whole new world of Happy Snaps
December 19, 2000: December 19, 2000
Moo Sequencer Probably the greatest
Probably the greatest piece of Shockwave (Rampage a close second) I have seen.
I have a cut on
I have a cut on the side of my tongue right at the back.
Just thought I would share that with you all.
December 18, 2000: December 18, 2000
Nike is promoting their latest
Nike is promoting their latest shoes with the word "Boing"
There just needs to be an ad using the word "Oink" and all my favourite words will be used up :(
While I have seen Kottke
While I have seen Kottke invent new words I thought I'd try my hand at it.
"Unforghetti" : adj. (un-for-get-ti) Spaghetti that is so good, it earns a place in your memory: "That pasta was Unforghetti"
Inspired by the brilliant piece of advertising I saw on a bus "Make your spaghetti- speedghetti"
Just an update on my
Just an update on my Right Wing Rant on "The Comman Sense Police"
Each Comman Sense enforcer can choose to be equiped a :
1) piss filled Super Soaker or
We can only hope the funding is approved.
I saw a guy eating
I saw a guy eating a steak sandwhich on the way to work. I enjoy a steak as much as any meat eater, but steak at 9am is a bit much.
December 17, 2000: December 17, 2000
What sound does a dog
What sound does a dog make??
What sound does a rooster make??
These are standard questions but you will get drastically different answers depending on who you ask. And the main factor for the differences is the country they grew up in.
I always thought that "Cock-a-doodle-doo" was universal but it seems to be only for english speaking people. So next time you meet someone from another country ask them a simple question like this and have fun learning about another culture.
A rooster in Indonesian, i will sound it out, is:- crooke-koo-die-ou (well that's pretty rough)
Happy Snaps is now up
Happy Snaps is now up to date. If you haven't had a look I recommend you do, as it's the only thing I have done that I'm proud of.
I'm nearly at the 2000 photo mark on my camera. (Fascinating huh!?!)
I think by them time
I think by them time i turn 21 i will have the thumbs of a 70 year old, thanks to Playstation and Nintendo 64.
I played mabye 2 hours solid of games on the weekend and my thumbs are blistered and throbbing. I don't know if it's these new controllers but I was a fanatic Mega Drive (Genesis) player and never had this problem??
Sydney has its fair share
Sydney has its fair share of Mormans and there is nothing more exciting than making in through Chatswood Morman free. But you have to wonder about all those guys away from family and friends and the fact it'd be pretty boring in a Morman dorm. Mabye the fact they seem so uptight is the fact they have been following this piece of literature on Morman masturbation (two words you don't wanna see together)
Mabye we should all pitch in and buy them some porno's and a packet of wet-ones and mabye they'll loosen up??
Or if you've just had a brain transplant with a member of the opposite sex (like in a bad 80's movie) and have no idea of how to work the plumming, then get all the info from AskMen.com
December 14, 2000: December 14, 2000
There were only 3 listings
There were only 3 listings of site with site about truffles on www.afternic.com
Domain -- Suggested Price
He, he Truffles-r-us.com that's great.
Wait here we go www.taebo.com
Wait here we go www.taebo.com
It seems their site is undergoing some changes. I'm guessing puberty.
No matter how many times
No matter how many times I tell myself I'm going to exersise and lose my ever increasing gut, I still find myself plonked infront of this computer.
In saying that my girlfriend has built herself a tidy six pack and muscle definition in just 2.5 months of gym.
If only www.taibo.com wasn't just a graphic.
Well it's just one week
Well it's just one week old in the cinema's here but you can already buy Chicken Run on Amazon.com.
You can also buy Drive By Shootings on Amazon. I got it for $30 AUD (cheap for such a thick hard cover book) and is a fasinating read.
I have never visited New York but by looking at the hundreds of photos this New York cabbie has taken, over a 10 year period, I feel I know the place inside out. Filled with interesting B/W photos of the people, buildings and life style of New York City. It would make a great gift for people interested in photography or fly on the wall books.
Don't worry I will not profit from any sales on Amazon.
Remember nothing says "I Love
Remember nothing says "I Love you" more this christmas than a big box of Slippery Truffles.
Not only great tasting but good for the digestive track too. Available in all gormet food stores.
It's not everyday that giant
It's not everyday that giant inflatable KISS figures are right outside your work. I thought I'd share this photo with you. I'm not a KISS fan I just enjoy things that are three stories high and inflatable.
December 13, 2000: December 13, 2000
Can't go wrong with Transformers
Can't go wrong with Transformers
It would have been good to see a bit less Attik layered style but they look great anyway.
Also check out the Visual response to "Karma" with a whopping 85 entries.
December 12, 2000: December 12, 2000
If there is anything that
If there is anything that I hate more than people that will not give to charities, it's people that stop other people from giving to charities.
At Coles (a large supermarket chain in Australia) they have bins (big boxes with Salvation Army written on them) where you put non-perishables in for needy people. Stuff like muesili bars, tin food, biscutes etc etc.
Well I don't mind buying a few extra good when I shop and put them in this bin but it's hard to do that when the bin is full of rubbish. Half eaten ice creams, empty drink cans and stuff like that ruin all the goods in the bin and thus ruining the goods in the bin.
Just makes me angry and sad at the same time.
I was given a free
I was given a free lesson in how to play table tennis yesterday, or as some would say a complete ass whooping by Shibu.
I'm sure he'll blog his triumph on his page on Machproperties
December 11, 2000: December 11, 2000
Ant (mr cactushead fame) has
Ant (mr cactushead fame) has a new site called Big Blue Wobbly
I'm not sure what he is going to do with it but I bet it will be funny
I can't get enough Jotto
I can't get enough Jotto art.
Here's a tip: Next time
Here's a tip: Next time you decide to start fiddling around with the back of someones computer, turn it off.
Within 5 min of walking in today I fried the account managers PC with the flick of a switch. No wonder it felt like it was jammed, and that there was a sticker over it.
V2 of Fruitloops is up.
V2 of Fruitloops is up. Can't get much smaller in size (405 bytes) than that.
It seems everyone is jumping
It seems everyone is jumping on the trolley bandwagon. First Gomez now FameWhore with his DIK T-Shirt??
December 08, 2000: December 8, 2000
Ever lose your mums phone
Ever lose your mums phone number and have to wait until she rings you, otherwise there are no christmas celebrations??
Also, not that he needs
Also, not that he needs more praise, Evil Pupil has been updated and I have to say it's very special. This guy doesn't follow any trends he creates them. His use of sound in flash is unmatched.
I just wish he left links to previous versions of his work as they too are fantastic.
OK happy snaps are updated
OK happy snaps are updated until the 8th and a new desktop added to the huge database of desktops.
It seems the server decided
It seems the server decided to have a holiday for a couple of days but all should be cool now. I have been lazy with happy snaps and now have 4 days to catch up on.
Check back later today for new desktops.
December 05, 2000: December 5, 2000
Q: Where can you find
Q: Where can you find 2 CD's jam packed with original Australian electronic music??
I thought of a new
I thought of a new game while on the train. What you do is sit in the fron area with all the other people and look at the 3-5 people sitting across from you in the long seat.
Then you imagine them in a TV sitcom and make up episodes.
Great fun and passes the time well
Ever have an old lady
Ever have an old lady staring at your jeans zipper bulge the entire train trip to work??
December 04, 2000: December 4, 2000
Flashturbation/Fruitloops is no more. Sorry
Flashturbation/Fruitloops is no more. Sorry to all those that enjoyed it but I felt it was becoming more of an obligation to upload new stuff rather than just for fun (which it was intended to be).
This server is up and
This server is up and down more times than a grannie with a shonky ankle.
Mmmm site was down for
Mmmm site was down for a little while but it gave me time to update some sections which is good.
Desktop Emporium: desktop pictures
And a new month of happy snaps