OK Dan had to check

OK Dan had to check into an internet cafe so I'm here for one last blog.

Designiskinky.net is a great Australian design site. Andrew can be a rude bastard but lets leave that alone.

DIK.net is a whole different story

I'm off for a swim

I'm off for a swim as its very hot. Also this may be my last bolg for 2000 so here's my new years message;

Just remember that when celebrating New Years, no one likes the smell of vomit, girls don't enjoy being groeped by drunk men and there is nothing you can do with a mailbox once you steal it.

Have a fun and safe New Year.

Also interested in getting your

Also interested in getting your own Truffle URL and don't know where to start

Well Domainsurfer.com can help you narrow down your selection

Some stand-out Truffle URL's that I would not have know about are

WINES-VINO-GOURMET-FOOD-TRUFFLES-SAFFRON-OLIVE-OIL.COM
SINFULLYRICHHANDMADETRUFFLES.COM
THETRUFFLECLUB.COM
The Truffle Club is Glasgow 's Premier tableside dancing club. The club offers luxurious and opulent surroundings in which to enjoy some of the most beautiful girls from around the world.

WE-HAVE-TRUFFLES.COM
TRUFFLESCOFFEESTEASCOCOASANDMORE.COM

And as always my favourite ProjectTruffle.com

Now is the perfect time

Now is the perfect time to be part of Wank.tv

They are looking for talented people to produce content in the areas of jokes, graffiti, animations and other non-wank related stuff.

Wank.tv the future in portals

Here's the perfect gift for

Here's the perfect gift for the friend who has everything. Well mabye not the perfect gift or even a usefull one. Why not buy your parents a colour each to say thanks.

adoptacolor.com lets you select and name an unique colour.

There are over 5,825 colours allready registered, so get in quick. Luckily no one has "Poo Brown" but it can't stay like that for long.

If anyone has a spare $70 USD then why not buy me "Truffle Blue" and "Poo Brown" as seen here

Rang my friend at work

Rang my friend at work yesterday and had to pretend to be his brother just so I could contact him. And just before he was handed the phone he was told no persoanl calls?!?

No, he doesn't work at a Nazi weapons factory from 1940's or a Nike shoe factory, he works at McDonalds of which comparisons can be drawn.

1: Shitty pay
2: No benefits
3: Motto's: Nike "Ignorence is bliss" & McDonalds: "Get them young, fuck them young"
4: Poor product, mass appeal
5: Exploits people, while making billions
6: Sponsors everything from sport to hospitals
7: Has a logo that is more recognisable than the christian cross

Mmmm got a bit carried away and off topic.
For Australia's largest employer of casual staff I feel they should treat their staff with a bit more respect than that.

If only the owner of

If only the owner of Jesus.com had a "Bowling with Jesus" section as I'd be into that.

Sadly, it seems Jesus is only interested in bathing with people. So far it seems Jesus has had only one person take him up on the offer of a bath

Link from www.BoingBoing.net

First time I felt drunk

First time I felt drunk for over 3 years. Still have no idea what the big thrill is so I'll stick to my OJ's

I think this is the

I think this is the first time something I have done has been called clever.
Here's what Hausmeista from Ston3d Pixel Offensive had to say.

flashturbation - lots of very clever flash experiments for you to look at and download, definitely worth a visit.

So far 0 emails for

So far 0 emails for Danny.

He's not picky ladies and I know I said Qld but long distance is also an option :)

Don't you hate it when

Don't you hate it when the second-hand CD store you used to go to is replaced with an "Adult Concepts" store.

What's so conceptual about a glow-in-the-dark rubber dick?? Or edible undies???

Mabye it's like advertising where you have to be in the industry to really understand it fully.

Blogging is becoming such a

Blogging is becoming such a part of my life that I find myself saying "Nothing to blog about" instead of "Nothing to write home about"

Sad = me

I will have to say

I will have to say that I am very happy that the word "boing" is being used so well here at boingboing.net

More interesting links than you can poke a grapefruit at.

Here is just 2 of many found in just 2 min at boingboing.net

whowouldbuythat.com
:If only I found this before christmas shopping

NASA photo of Earth at night
:Fascinating image but they cut Australia out?!?

Oh yeah forgot to add

Oh yeah forgot to add that Danny is hung like a wild Brumby :)

Sorry about the lack of

Sorry about the lack of happy snaps being uploaded. Im trying to take as many photos as I can while in Qld and will upload all at the end.

Got bored, so I redesigned Flashturbation

Yay! christmas with really small

Yay! christmas with really small families.

Number of presents I had to buy = 3
Number of presents I'm expecting to recieve = 2 (little sister is excused)
Time spent thinking about the real meaning of christmas = 1min
Time spent stuffing face with food = 3 hrs
Number of times I have heard "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer" thanks to next doors christmas lights = 536

This year I saved time on cards by just sending SMS cards.

Public Service Announcement: Ladies looking

Public Service Announcement:

Ladies looking for love in Gold Coast?

My mate Danny is looking for that special lady. His last girlfriend deflated in a horrific puncture accident and he is now ready to move on.

He's 23, a pilot for Qantas, which means duty free booze all year round, has an extensive porn collection, can cook over 5 different micowave meals and is also looking for someone special to spend the nights with.

Email me on Ghandi@start.com.au and I'll foward on the email to him

No need to thank me Danny :)

Well here I am in

Well here I am in the wonderful Gold Coast. The place where I spent most my adolecent life. Well 14 years of it.

I just wish my licence hadn't expired as the public transport here is the worst. Thanks mum for the lift to Pac Fair.

It's also amazing how little has changed and how many people still have the same jobs 3 years after I left for Sydney. Amazing but also sad. A few marriges and a few babies thats about it.

Oh, and if you are reading this "Will Blackie" then thanks for saying hi. I thought we were mates. Sorry I didn't move up the coolness ladder with you, but there's no need for the cold shoulder. I hope Massive Auctions looks after you buddy :)

As for the weather it's 30+ everyday, much like Sydney, but at least here you can go for a swim without having to take a train.

Merry Christmas and a Happy

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all 4 people that visit this site.

If you would like to see what i have been doing at work the last few days then click on these:

Mac Christmas Card
PC Christmas Card

Couple of spelling mistakes but hey thats Robs fault :)

Credit:
Design= Rob "the crazy vegetarian"
Concept= Rob 90% me 10%
Sound= Rob
Game= Me
Presents = Jo

This is a test for

This is a test for the blogger search function and peoples search habits.

sex, nude, horney, xxx, pussy, dick, free, virgin, hooker, cunt

All words used for experimental reason only.

I thought of a website

I thought of a website where you go, enter in the type of restaurant you want to start up, and it will generate a catchy pun for the name.

Example:

Thai= Thai-phoon, Thai-me up, Thai-tanic, Thai-coon, Thai-dye, Shirt & Thai

Ok the last 2 sucked but you get the idea.

I have just confirmed a

I have just confirmed a trip to Indonesia in January of next year. This will be my first trip oversea's so it will be an adventure for me. As of right now I don't even own a passport.

So from January 16 - Feb 03, 2001 there will be few updates (I'll try to blog). But after that, expect a whole new world of Happy Snaps

Moo Sequencer Probably the greatest

Moo Sequencer

Probably the greatest piece of Shockwave (Rampage a close second) I have seen.

I have a cut on

I have a cut on the side of my tongue right at the back.

Just thought I would share that with you all.

Nike is promoting their latest

Nike is promoting their latest shoes with the word "Boing"

There just needs to be an ad using the word "Oink" and all my favourite words will be used up :(

While I have seen Kottke

While I have seen Kottke invent new words I thought I'd try my hand at it.

"Unforghetti" : adj. (un-for-get-ti) Spaghetti that is so good, it earns a place in your memory: "That pasta was Unforghetti"

Inspired by the brilliant piece of advertising I saw on a bus "Make your spaghetti- speedghetti"
And to think the company paid for that??

Just an update on my

Just an update on my Right Wing Rant on "The Comman Sense Police"

Each Comman Sense enforcer can choose to be equiped a :

1) piss filled Super Soaker or
2) Megaphone tuned in to the human bowel to cause instant defecation

We can only hope the funding is approved.

I saw a guy eating

I saw a guy eating a steak sandwhich on the way to work. I enjoy a steak as much as any meat eater, but steak at 9am is a bit much.

What sound does a dog

What sound does a dog make??

What sound does a rooster make??

These are standard questions but you will get drastically different answers depending on who you ask. And the main factor for the differences is the country they grew up in.

I always thought that "Cock-a-doodle-doo" was universal but it seems to be only for english speaking people. So next time you meet someone from another country ask them a simple question like this and have fun learning about another culture.

A rooster in Indonesian, i will sound it out, is:- crooke-koo-die-ou (well that's pretty rough)
I came about this while listening to Old McDonald had a farm in Indonesian.

Happy Snaps is now up

Happy Snaps is now up to date. If you haven't had a look I recommend you do, as it's the only thing I have done that I'm proud of.

I'm nearly at the 2000 photo mark on my camera. (Fascinating huh!?!)

I think by them time

I think by them time i turn 21 i will have the thumbs of a 70 year old, thanks to Playstation and Nintendo 64.

I played mabye 2 hours solid of games on the weekend and my thumbs are blistered and throbbing. I don't know if it's these new controllers but I was a fanatic Mega Drive (Genesis) player and never had this problem??

Sydney has its fair share

Sydney has its fair share of Mormans and there is nothing more exciting than making in through Chatswood Morman free. But you have to wonder about all those guys away from family and friends and the fact it'd be pretty boring in a Morman dorm. Mabye the fact they seem so uptight is the fact they have been following this piece of literature on Morman masturbation (two words you don't wanna see together)

Mabye we should all pitch in and buy them some porno's and a packet of wet-ones and mabye they'll loosen up??

Or if you've just had a brain transplant with a member of the opposite sex (like in a bad 80's movie) and have no idea of how to work the plumming, then get all the info from AskMen.com

There were only 3 listings

There were only 3 listings of site with site about truffles on www.afternic.com

Domain -- Suggested Price
TruffleBox.com Ê $34,166.67
TruffleBox.net ÊÊ $0Ê
truffles-r-us.com Ê $0ÊÊ

He, he Truffles-r-us.com that's great.

Wait here we go www.taebo.com

Wait here we go www.taebo.com

It seems their site is undergoing some changes. I'm guessing puberty.

No matter how many times

No matter how many times I tell myself I'm going to exersise and lose my ever increasing gut, I still find myself plonked infront of this computer.

In saying that my girlfriend has built herself a tidy six pack and muscle definition in just 2.5 months of gym.

If only www.taibo.com wasn't just a graphic.

Well it's just one week

Well it's just one week old in the cinema's here but you can already buy Chicken Run on Amazon.com.

You can also buy Drive By Shootings on Amazon. I got it for $30 AUD (cheap for such a thick hard cover book) and is a fasinating read.

I have never visited New York but by looking at the hundreds of photos this New York cabbie has taken, over a 10 year period, I feel I know the place inside out. Filled with interesting B/W photos of the people, buildings and life style of New York City. It would make a great gift for people interested in photography or fly on the wall books.

Don't worry I will not profit from any sales on Amazon.

Remember nothing says "I Love

Remember nothing says "I Love you" more this christmas than a big box of Slippery Truffles.

Not only great tasting but good for the digestive track too. Available in all gormet food stores.

It's not everyday that giant

It's not everyday that giant inflatable KISS figures are right outside your work. I thought I'd share this photo with you. I'm not a KISS fan I just enjoy things that are three stories high and inflatable.

Click for larger image

Can't go wrong with Transformers

Can't go wrong with Transformers

It would have been good to see a bit less Attik layered style but they look great anyway.

Also check out the Visual response to "Karma" with a whopping 85 entries.

If there is anything that

If there is anything that I hate more than people that will not give to charities, it's people that stop other people from giving to charities.

At Coles (a large supermarket chain in Australia) they have bins (big boxes with Salvation Army written on them) where you put non-perishables in for needy people. Stuff like muesili bars, tin food, biscutes etc etc.

Well I don't mind buying a few extra good when I shop and put them in this bin but it's hard to do that when the bin is full of rubbish. Half eaten ice creams, empty drink cans and stuff like that ruin all the goods in the bin and thus ruining the goods in the bin.

Just makes me angry and sad at the same time.

I was given a free

I was given a free lesson in how to play table tennis yesterday, or as some would say a complete ass whooping by Shibu.

I'm sure he'll blog his triumph on his page on Machproperties

Ant (mr cactushead fame) has

Ant (mr cactushead fame) has a new site called Big Blue Wobbly

I'm not sure what he is going to do with it but I bet it will be funny

I can't get enough Jotto

I can't get enough Jotto art.

I wish I had Jotto bedsheets.

Here's a tip: Next time

Here's a tip: Next time you decide to start fiddling around with the back of someones computer, turn it off.

Within 5 min of walking in today I fried the account managers PC with the flick of a switch. No wonder it felt like it was jammed, and that there was a sticker over it.

V2 of Fruitloops is up.

V2 of Fruitloops is up. Can't get much smaller in size (405 bytes) than that.

It seems everyone is jumping

It seems everyone is jumping on the trolley bandwagon. First Gomez now FameWhore with his DIK T-Shirt??

Ever lose your mums phone

Ever lose your mums phone number and have to wait until she rings you, otherwise there are no christmas celebrations??

Yeah, me neither

Also, not that he needs

Also, not that he needs more praise, Evil Pupil has been updated and I have to say it's very special. This guy doesn't follow any trends he creates them. His use of sound in flash is unmatched.

I just wish he left links to previous versions of his work as they too are fantastic.

OK happy snaps are updated

OK happy snaps are updated until the 8th and a new desktop added to the huge database of desktops.

It seems the server decided

It seems the server decided to have a holiday for a couple of days but all should be cool now. I have been lazy with happy snaps and now have 4 days to catch up on.

Check back later today for new desktops.

Q: Where can you find

Q: Where can you find 2 CD's jam packed with original Australian electronic music??

A:Cognition 3

I thought of a new

I thought of a new game while on the train. What you do is sit in the fron area with all the other people and look at the 3-5 people sitting across from you in the long seat.

Then you imagine them in a TV sitcom and make up episodes.

Great fun and passes the time well

Ever have an old lady

Ever have an old lady staring at your jeans zipper bulge the entire train trip to work??

Yeah, me neither

Flashturbation/Fruitloops is no more. Sorry

Flashturbation/Fruitloops is no more. Sorry to all those that enjoyed it but I felt it was becoming more of an obligation to upload new stuff rather than just for fun (which it was intended to be).

This server is up and

This server is up and down more times than a grannie with a shonky ankle.

Mmmm site was down for

Mmmm site was down for a little while but it gave me time to update some sections which is good.

Desktop Emporium: desktop pictures
mr cactushead: weekly cartoon from Anthony
Stale Popcorn: simple reviews or movies and films

And a new month of happy snaps